THE RANDY ROMANCE NOVELIST by Meghan Quinn
Scheduled to release: April 12, 2016
Cover designer: Meghan Quinn
BLURB:It finally happened, I lost my virginity. Cue applause and cheers.
For a while life was all rainbows and kittens prancing in a sky full of cotton candy clouds…that was until the demands of the real world set in.
My best friend is getting married and she asked me to be her maid of honor. She’s not worried about flowers, or the dress, or the food at the venue. No, she’s worried about the bachelorette party, what kind of penis crown she will wear, and the nipple size of the stripper who will be attending.
I’m in way over my head trying to balance life with a boyfriend, planning a penis party, and writing my romance novel. Something is bound to give.
This is my life after my happily ever after…
This book was hilarious from the first to last page!
It's a +Meghan Quinn book, be warned YOU will laugh soo hard from all the craziness !
It is the follow up book to The Virgin Romance Novelist and it totally delivered!
I loved how the story flowed and how it makes you fall in love even more with the characters of Henry & Rosie.
Rosie from the start had me bawling snort laughing at her antics of trying to re-enact things she has read with her boyfriend Henry.
I'm not going to spoil anything but believe me when I tell you,
Titanic will never look the same to you ever again.
Read this book if you want a good laugh, want to swoon over a hot sweet sexy guy named Henry & wish you had what Rosie has which is a big heart, a man who loves her & a life that you only can imagine could happen in books but it totally can happen to the best of us!
And of course plenty of sexy time that I lost count.
Oh and how I can forget the kitty SIR LICKS A LOT! He is the side kick main character of this book who made my snort and pissing my pants level go up a notch.
Henry & Rosie will always have a special place in my book heart.
A Must Read & 1 click book!
**ARC kindly provided by author in exchange for an honest review***
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Amazon: http://amzn.com/B00U9T8FUEHer bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch...
Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?
God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.
I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.
My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.
But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…
About the Author:
Born in New York and raised in Southern California, Meghan has grown into a sassy, peanut butter eating, blonde haired swearing, animal hoarding lady. She is known to bust out and dance if "It's Raining Men" starts beating through the air and heaven forbid you get a margarita in her, protect your legs because they may be humped.
Once she started commuting for an hour and twenty minutes every day to work for three years, she began to have conversations play in her head, real life, deep male voices and dainty lady coos kind of conversations. Perturbed and confused, she decided to either see a therapist about the hot and steamy voices running through her head or start writing them down. She decided to go with the cheaper option and started writing... enter her first novel, Caught Looking.
Now you can find the spicy, most definitely on the border of lunacy, kind of crazy lady residing in Colorado with the love of her life and her five, furry four legged children, hiking a trail or hiding behind shelves at grocery stores, wondering what kind of lube the nervous stranger will bring home to his wife. Oh and she loves a good boob squeeze!
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