REVIEW: Hard Luck by Liv Morris


Hard Luck by Liv Morris 


Where Cocky chases Sassy around the bases! 
***A standalone sports romantic comedy.***

Meet Brady Luck...

Slugger. Hot shot. MVP.
I've been called it all.
I was the real deal, baby.
The diamond was my battlefield.
Women were the victory celebration.
My "Lucky" streak was a given.
On and off the field.

Then I slept with the wrong woman,
And she cursed me.
Literally.
Turned my game upside-down,
In the ballpark...and bedroom.
Now my team is paying the price.

My last hope is Cali Jones,
A smart and sexy physician assistant.
Her Midas touch may fix my swing,
Repair my equipment.
But will it be enough to cure my hard luck?


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I laughed and giggled sooo much I think I did my ab workout for the week in 1 day!
Author Liv Morris gives us this very funny romantic baseball comedy that is filled with scorching hot sex. 
Feisty heroine Cali and alpha cocky baseball player Brady totally completed each other in this story.  

I loved how Cali makes it hard for Brady to resist her even though she is stubborn as hell to fall for his tricks.

This story was a fast read and kept me very entertained.  I liked that it was filled with romance that makes you smile and did not shy away from keeping it real which had my cherries popping.

Go 1 click this read and get your  Giggle on! 

**ARC kindly provided by Author in exchange for an honest review***

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REVIEW & BLOG TOUR: Hitched Vol #3 by Kendall Ryan

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Hitched 3

I’ve ruined everything.

I’ve broken the cardinal rule and fallen in love with my fake wife, and then I went and did the worst thing a husband can do.

Winning her back will be nearly impossible, but I’ve never backed down from a challenge before and I’m sure as hell not about to start now. Olivia will be mine, and I can’t wait to put a bun in her oven.

You won’t want to miss the final installment in Noah and Olivia’s love story, and especially the way this over-the-top alpha male wins over his bride once and for all.

This is the third and final volume in the story.

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I seriously was having a break down and praying Noah could fix 
what he did wrong with Olivia at the end of Volume #2.

Well damn did Noah work hard and boy it wasn't easy.

I love office romances, shoot I have had my fair share of them.  

This series took me into a roller coaster of emotions of wanting to know whether Olivia and Noah would wind up Happily Ever After.

You will have to read and find out if they did and believe me it is one heck of a ride they that was romantic, dramatic and just straight up sexy!

I'm not spoiling anything but just will tell you that author Kendall Ryan outdid herself with this series.  I truly enjoyed it and loved every bit of it.

Go get Hitched with Noah & Olivia's story in this wonderful series by +Kendall Ryan  

Must Read for 2016! Go #oneclick

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  a dirty office romance 
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Marry the girl I’ve had a crush on my whole life? Check. Inherit a hundred-billion-dollar company? Check. Produce an heir… Wait, what? I have ninety days to knock up my brand-new fake wife. There’s only one problem—she hates my guts. And in the fine print of the contract? The requirement that we produce an heir. She can’t stand to be in the same room with me. Says she’ll never be in my bed. But I’ve never backed down from a challenge and I’m not about to start now. Mark my words—I’ll have her begging for me, and it won’t take ninety days. On the heels of her smash hit and New York Times bestselling SCREWED series, Kendall Ryan brings you HITCHED, a romantic comedy that delivers heart and heat. A NYC playboy turned business mogul has ninety days to win over the woman he's always desired in order to save his father's company. One tiny problem: She hates his guts.  

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Arranged marriage? Check. Cocky new husband? Check. It's a marriage of convenience—one I’m determined to keep strictly professional. I can't be stupid enough to fall for this sexy playboy's charm or advances. I have to be strong, even if he is my husband. Except he has a huge cock with an even bigger ego, and his main goal in life seems to be getting me to stroke both. The arrogant bastard is like sweet, sugary candy for my libido. I know he’s bad for me. But I want to devour every wicked inch of him. With his sexual prowess and experience, I know he’ll be explosive in the bedroom. And since we’re stuck together for the foreseeable future—keeping up this marriage charade long enough to turn the company profitable again—I deserve something to look forward to at the end of a long workday, right? What could one little taste hurt? This is volume 2 in the Imperfect Love series.

        
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A New York Times, Wall Street Journal, and USA Today bestselling author of more than a dozen titles, Kendall Ryan has sold over 1.5 million books and her books have been translated into several languages in countries around the world. She's a traditionally published author with Simon & Schuster and Harper Collins UK, as well as an independently published author. Since she first began self-publishing in 2012, she's appeared at #1 on Barnes & Noble and iBooks charts around the world. Her books have also appeared on the New York Times and USA Today bestseller lists more than three dozen times. Ryan has been featured in such publications as USA Today, Newsweek, and InTouch Magazine.

Visit her at: www.kendallryanbooks.com for the latest book news, and fun extras

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REVIEW & BLOG TOUR: Banking the Billionaire by Max Monroe





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Uninhibited. Sarcastic. Confident. Beautiful.

With a thriving photography career that allows her to travel all over the world and capture the hottest of men behind her camera lens, Cassie Phillips is the woman who can’t be tamed.

Adrenaline-junkie. Jokester. Billionaire. Hot-as-sin.
At six-foot-five, with muscles for days, and that perfect playful smile, Thatcher Kelly is the kind of man you don’t want to deny.

Wild for wild.
Prank for prank.
The two most unlikely of people may be the only ones to see that some personality traits only run skin deep.

Uncensored. Hilarious. And too damn hot to put into words.
Grab a fan and get ready for one hell of a ride because when the opposite of opposites attract, things are bound to get a little messy.


Disclaimer:

The CDC has been notified of the infectious nature of Cassie's craziness, siting her first case of full transmission to Thatcher Kelly. Measures should be taken to counteract its fast regeneration cycle, but avoiding the book is not recommended at this time. The Epilogue is the only known antidote.

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Tiny Tease:


I recognized the need to forget all the details and just concentrate on what I knew. And I knew how to eat a f*cking p*ssy.
      The secret was simple.
      It was never, ever the same.
      It could be the same woman, the same day, the same f*cking session, but a woman’s p*ssy is a special kind of woman. She’s picky but f*cking generous, and she gets off on all kinds of wicked sh*t, but her biggest turn-on is variety and a good sense of mood.
      I did my best to listen for Cassie’s cues, her moans and whimpers and the speed of her breath. Did she need it faster or slower, and was the pressure just right? The answer was never consistent, and I f*cking loved it. Every time I earned a reward through the curl of her toes or a squeeze of her knees, it made me work harder.


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"Thatch..yes Thatch & OMG Thatch"

I think I said Thatch's name more times than Crazy pants herself  Cassie!

Thatch.... yes this man has trumped over some of my serious book boyfriends in the name of Romances!

Seriously did not think he could surpass some of my favorites but he totally did.

I was laughing so hard and loving it soo much how him & Cassie were so equally stubborn with one upping each other in their games of who can do it better.

And do it better, Thatch wins!  

He is a big alpha, romantic, has the body of a Roman God who can keep up to Cassie's stubborn, hard edge personality which keeps both of them on their toes.

And what does Thatch actually do when it comes to his many jobs?

Tehee, this story really grabbed my cherries and gave them a big gushy loving squeeze!

Seriously it is a HUGE ROMANCE (Thatch has a lot to do with it because he is actually HUGE) filled with comedy, some angst, some drama and straight up HOT sex that will have you wanting your own Thatch in your home to complete you!

And one more thing: PHIL!!! 

He stole some of the cuteness from Thatch and Cassie.

He is my favorite of all PET animals in this series so far.

Max Monroe does it again!

I am already guessing what they will come up with next with Wes's story!

Go 1 click!  It's a TOP Must Read of 2016!

**ARC kindly provided by Author in exchange for an honest review***

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REVIEW & BOOK TOUR: Ball Peen Hammer by Lauren Rowe

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Ready the Pickles,  Keane Morgan is finally here!


Meet Keane in this STANDALONE romantic comedy!
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Blurb


Keane Morgan wouldn’t return any of my calls or texts, and I was pissed as hell about it. I didn’t want to drive from Seattle to L.A. with the guy any more than he wanted to drive with me, but I had no frickin’ choice in the matter--at least, not if I wanted to use his brother Dax’s coveted parking spot at UCLA.


Okay, so it turned out Keane was objectively gorgeous, and, fine, pretty funny, too. But did he have to be so damned in love with himself? I mean, jeez, the cocky way he flashed those dimples was just so orchestrated. And, honestly, what kind of guy uses the phrase “baby doll” with a straight face? Oh, that’s right: the kind of guy who’s a male stripper.


Yup, the cocky jerk turned out to be Seattle’s answer to Magic Mike, a stripper known as “Ball Peen Hammer”--which meant Keane Morgan was emphatically not the kind of guy I’d ever fall for.


Not. At. All.


No freakin’ way.


Well, until Keane convinced me to fall for him, that is.


Which I did.


Hard.
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Excerpt
As they exchange information, I make my way to the end of my aisle and loop into theirs, not taking my eyes off Baby Face the whole time. Shit. This dude’s hunting Maddy so hard, it’s making my blood boil. Jesus, he’s going full-throttle rifle on Maddy’s ass right now, completely foregoing his crossbow altogether.
When I reach the two of them in the middle of their aisle, I shuffle past the dude and stand next to Maddy, shoulder to shoulder, and then, on a sudden impulse, put my arm around her shoulders and squeeze her tight, making her wobble in place at the unexpected jolt to her balance. “Hey, sis,” I say, squeezing her like a rag doll. “You totally fell down on your candy-acquiring duties.”
“I know. I’m sorry.” She subtly wiggles out of my grasp. “Brian and I got into this hilarious argument about the best candy bar of all- time, and—”
“And I’m totally right,” Brian says, cutting her off, and they both chuckle at some inside joke.
“No, I’m totally right,” Maddy corrects.
Brian smiles at her. “I’ll actually be down in L.A. in a month. How ’bout I call you then?”
“Great.”
“Nice to meet you, man,” Brian says, looking at me. He nods but doesn’t put out his hand.
I nod back.
Brian strolls away, buys a Snickers bar and a can of Red Bull, and leaves with a little wave to Maddy.
The minute he’s out the door, Maddy takes a giant step away from me, her face etched with annoyance. “What was that?” she asks.
“What?”
“That weird thing you just did?”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
Maddy puts on an exaggerated scowl, like she’s Hulk Hogan eying an opponent. “’Hey, Brian,’” she says in a low voice, clearly intending to imitate me but sounding more like Arnold Schwarzenegger imitating Maddy imitating me. “’I’m Maddy Milliken’s bodyguard and I’m going to beat you the hell up now,’” she adds.
“What are you talking about?” I say, chuckling.
Maddy pauses, assessing me, and finally shrugs. “Nothing. I guess I imagined it.”
“Imaged what?”
“Your weird... I dunno... vibe.”
“Oh, well, yeah. I was worried about you.”
“Worried about me? I was standing in a minimart, buying candy. Pretty low-risk activity, I’d say.”
“Uh, you absolutely were not standing in a minimart, buying candy—you totally fell down on that job, dude. You were standing in a minimart, getting picked up by a douche. And second of all—”
What?”
Shit. What the fuck am I doing? I’ve got to stop this shit right now. “Don’t get riled up, baby doll,” I say in my most soothing voice. “All I’m saying is you took so damned long in here, I started thinking maybe the store was getting robbed or you’d fallen into the toilet or something.”
Maddy twists her mouth. “Brian didn’t seem the least bit douchey to me.”
I shrug.“What gave you the impression he’s a douche?”
“Just a figure of speech. So are you gonna do the job I hired you to do or not?” I motion to the candy rack. “‘Cause based on your performance thus far, you’re totally fired.”
“And I wasn’t getting ‘picked up,’” Maddy says, her tone full of indignation. “Brian’s brother goes to UCLA. Can’t I talk to a helpful, nice guy without it being some sort of a sleazy pick-up?”
“Sure you can. However, in this instance, you were talking to a helpful, nice guy who was picking you up so he can bone the living fuck outta ya.”
Keane.” Maddy’s cheeks burst with color. “Don’t say that. Oh my god. You’re insane. Brian was just being helpful, that’s all.”
“Yeah, so he can bone the living fuck outta ya.”
“Stop saying that. Please. It’s offensive and absolutely not true. This topic of conversation is officially over.”
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OMG!

Bahaha! Yes the cover and the title of this book had me curious.

Also quite of few of my book loving friends said I had to read this book!

Soooo happy I Did!

This book had me from the 1st page to the last.  I was instantly wanting to know who Keane Morgan and Maddy Milliken were and what was going to happen between them.

I laughed, said OMG way too many times to count and totally had a blast reading this book.

The main character Keane Morgan seriously had my cherries bursting with his secret language he communicates with his BFF Z.  I was at times saying to myself; "He speaks Lauren".


But then we he gets down to business, especially with Maddy the girl who is his brother's friend but he knows he shouldn't want,  WOW did my iPad mini start smoking!

I loved dirty talking Keane to Maddy.  I was blushing cherry red in more places than just my face!

This is my 1st book I have read from this author and I am now a fan & can't wait to see with what she comes up with next.

This is a book you want to make sure your e-reader is fully charged as well as some other things.


Go 1 click!  It's a must read! 

**ARC kindly provided in exchange for an honest review***

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About the Author
Lauren Rowe
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USA Today and internationally bestselling author Lauren Rowe lives in San Diego, California, where, in addition to writing books, she performs with her dance/party band at events all over Southern California, writes songs, takes embarrassing snapshots of her ever-patient Boston terrier, Buster, spends time with her wonderful family, and narrates audiobooks. Much to Lauren’s thrill, her books have been translated all over the world in multiple languages and hit multiple domestic and international bestseller lists. With enticing characters, enthralling situations and a general love of romantic fiction, Lauren has created a world of her own, full of wit and sensual desire.


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