***GRELP Special Parody Review of Booty Camp Dating Service*** BOOTY CAMP by Debra Anastasia

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REVIEW & BLOG TOUR: Banking the Billionaire by Max Monroe





Banking the Billionaire Playlist: https://goo.gl/s243n5




Uninhibited. Sarcastic. Confident. Beautiful.

With a thriving photography career that allows her to travel all over the world and capture the hottest of men behind her camera lens, Cassie Phillips is the woman who can’t be tamed.

Adrenaline-junkie. Jokester. Billionaire. Hot-as-sin.
At six-foot-five, with muscles for days, and that perfect playful smile, Thatcher Kelly is the kind of man you don’t want to deny.

Wild for wild.
Prank for prank.
The two most unlikely of people may be the only ones to see that some personality traits only run skin deep.

Uncensored. Hilarious. And too damn hot to put into words.
Grab a fan and get ready for one hell of a ride because when the opposite of opposites attract, things are bound to get a little messy.


Disclaimer:

The CDC has been notified of the infectious nature of Cassie's craziness, siting her first case of full transmission to Thatcher Kelly. Measures should be taken to counteract its fast regeneration cycle, but avoiding the book is not recommended at this time. The Epilogue is the only known antidote.

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Tiny Tease:


I recognized the need to forget all the details and just concentrate on what I knew. And I knew how to eat a f*cking p*ssy.
      The secret was simple.
      It was never, ever the same.
      It could be the same woman, the same day, the same f*cking session, but a woman’s p*ssy is a special kind of woman. She’s picky but f*cking generous, and she gets off on all kinds of wicked sh*t, but her biggest turn-on is variety and a good sense of mood.
      I did my best to listen for Cassie’s cues, her moans and whimpers and the speed of her breath. Did she need it faster or slower, and was the pressure just right? The answer was never consistent, and I f*cking loved it. Every time I earned a reward through the curl of her toes or a squeeze of her knees, it made me work harder.


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"Thatch..yes Thatch & OMG Thatch"

I think I said Thatch's name more times than Crazy pants herself  Cassie!

Thatch.... yes this man has trumped over some of my serious book boyfriends in the name of Romances!

Seriously did not think he could surpass some of my favorites but he totally did.

I was laughing so hard and loving it soo much how him & Cassie were so equally stubborn with one upping each other in their games of who can do it better.

And do it better, Thatch wins!  

He is a big alpha, romantic, has the body of a Roman God who can keep up to Cassie's stubborn, hard edge personality which keeps both of them on their toes.

And what does Thatch actually do when it comes to his many jobs?

Tehee, this story really grabbed my cherries and gave them a big gushy loving squeeze!

Seriously it is a HUGE ROMANCE (Thatch has a lot to do with it because he is actually HUGE) filled with comedy, some angst, some drama and straight up HOT sex that will have you wanting your own Thatch in your home to complete you!

And one more thing: PHIL!!! 

He stole some of the cuteness from Thatch and Cassie.

He is my favorite of all PET animals in this series so far.

Max Monroe does it again!

I am already guessing what they will come up with next with Wes's story!

Go 1 click!  It's a TOP Must Read of 2016!

**ARC kindly provided by Author in exchange for an honest review***

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REVIEW & BOOK TOUR: Ball Peen Hammer by Lauren Rowe

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Ready the Pickles,  Keane Morgan is finally here!


Meet Keane in this STANDALONE romantic comedy!
(No Prior reading required)


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Blurb


Keane Morgan wouldn’t return any of my calls or texts, and I was pissed as hell about it. I didn’t want to drive from Seattle to L.A. with the guy any more than he wanted to drive with me, but I had no frickin’ choice in the matter--at least, not if I wanted to use his brother Dax’s coveted parking spot at UCLA.


Okay, so it turned out Keane was objectively gorgeous, and, fine, pretty funny, too. But did he have to be so damned in love with himself? I mean, jeez, the cocky way he flashed those dimples was just so orchestrated. And, honestly, what kind of guy uses the phrase “baby doll” with a straight face? Oh, that’s right: the kind of guy who’s a male stripper.


Yup, the cocky jerk turned out to be Seattle’s answer to Magic Mike, a stripper known as “Ball Peen Hammer”--which meant Keane Morgan was emphatically not the kind of guy I’d ever fall for.


Not. At. All.


No freakin’ way.


Well, until Keane convinced me to fall for him, that is.


Which I did.


Hard.
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Excerpt
As they exchange information, I make my way to the end of my aisle and loop into theirs, not taking my eyes off Baby Face the whole time. Shit. This dude’s hunting Maddy so hard, it’s making my blood boil. Jesus, he’s going full-throttle rifle on Maddy’s ass right now, completely foregoing his crossbow altogether.
When I reach the two of them in the middle of their aisle, I shuffle past the dude and stand next to Maddy, shoulder to shoulder, and then, on a sudden impulse, put my arm around her shoulders and squeeze her tight, making her wobble in place at the unexpected jolt to her balance. “Hey, sis,” I say, squeezing her like a rag doll. “You totally fell down on your candy-acquiring duties.”
“I know. I’m sorry.” She subtly wiggles out of my grasp. “Brian and I got into this hilarious argument about the best candy bar of all- time, and—”
“And I’m totally right,” Brian says, cutting her off, and they both chuckle at some inside joke.
“No, I’m totally right,” Maddy corrects.
Brian smiles at her. “I’ll actually be down in L.A. in a month. How ’bout I call you then?”
“Great.”
“Nice to meet you, man,” Brian says, looking at me. He nods but doesn’t put out his hand.
I nod back.
Brian strolls away, buys a Snickers bar and a can of Red Bull, and leaves with a little wave to Maddy.
The minute he’s out the door, Maddy takes a giant step away from me, her face etched with annoyance. “What was that?” she asks.
“What?”
“That weird thing you just did?”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
Maddy puts on an exaggerated scowl, like she’s Hulk Hogan eying an opponent. “’Hey, Brian,’” she says in a low voice, clearly intending to imitate me but sounding more like Arnold Schwarzenegger imitating Maddy imitating me. “’I’m Maddy Milliken’s bodyguard and I’m going to beat you the hell up now,’” she adds.
“What are you talking about?” I say, chuckling.
Maddy pauses, assessing me, and finally shrugs. “Nothing. I guess I imagined it.”
“Imaged what?”
“Your weird... I dunno... vibe.”
“Oh, well, yeah. I was worried about you.”
“Worried about me? I was standing in a minimart, buying candy. Pretty low-risk activity, I’d say.”
“Uh, you absolutely were not standing in a minimart, buying candy—you totally fell down on that job, dude. You were standing in a minimart, getting picked up by a douche. And second of all—”
What?”
Shit. What the fuck am I doing? I’ve got to stop this shit right now. “Don’t get riled up, baby doll,” I say in my most soothing voice. “All I’m saying is you took so damned long in here, I started thinking maybe the store was getting robbed or you’d fallen into the toilet or something.”
Maddy twists her mouth. “Brian didn’t seem the least bit douchey to me.”
I shrug.“What gave you the impression he’s a douche?”
“Just a figure of speech. So are you gonna do the job I hired you to do or not?” I motion to the candy rack. “‘Cause based on your performance thus far, you’re totally fired.”
“And I wasn’t getting ‘picked up,’” Maddy says, her tone full of indignation. “Brian’s brother goes to UCLA. Can’t I talk to a helpful, nice guy without it being some sort of a sleazy pick-up?”
“Sure you can. However, in this instance, you were talking to a helpful, nice guy who was picking you up so he can bone the living fuck outta ya.”
Keane.” Maddy’s cheeks burst with color. “Don’t say that. Oh my god. You’re insane. Brian was just being helpful, that’s all.”
“Yeah, so he can bone the living fuck outta ya.”
“Stop saying that. Please. It’s offensive and absolutely not true. This topic of conversation is officially over.”
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OMG!

Bahaha! Yes the cover and the title of this book had me curious.

Also quite of few of my book loving friends said I had to read this book!

Soooo happy I Did!

This book had me from the 1st page to the last.  I was instantly wanting to know who Keane Morgan and Maddy Milliken were and what was going to happen between them.

I laughed, said OMG way too many times to count and totally had a blast reading this book.

The main character Keane Morgan seriously had my cherries bursting with his secret language he communicates with his BFF Z.  I was at times saying to myself; "He speaks Lauren".


But then we he gets down to business, especially with Maddy the girl who is his brother's friend but he knows he shouldn't want,  WOW did my iPad mini start smoking!

I loved dirty talking Keane to Maddy.  I was blushing cherry red in more places than just my face!

This is my 1st book I have read from this author and I am now a fan & can't wait to see with what she comes up with next.

This is a book you want to make sure your e-reader is fully charged as well as some other things.


Go 1 click!  It's a must read! 

**ARC kindly provided in exchange for an honest review***

5 Cherries Popped

    
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About the Author
Lauren Rowe
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USA Today and internationally bestselling author Lauren Rowe lives in San Diego, California, where, in addition to writing books, she performs with her dance/party band at events all over Southern California, writes songs, takes embarrassing snapshots of her ever-patient Boston terrier, Buster, spends time with her wonderful family, and narrates audiobooks. Much to Lauren’s thrill, her books have been translated all over the world in multiple languages and hit multiple domestic and international bestseller lists. With enticing characters, enthralling situations and a general love of romantic fiction, Lauren has created a world of her own, full of wit and sensual desire.


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